Check out all of John Hollinger's player previews here: http://search.espn.go.com/john-hollinger/But you don't need to do that, because here are the top 10 player profile blurbs.
10t) Luke Walton
Can't move anymore. At all. Painful to watch last season.
10t) Jordan Crawford
Shoot-happy guard who takes terrible shots. Capable passer when mood strikes.
9) Joel Anthony
Brutal offensive player. Can't shoot, has terrible hands and no instincts.
Legendary superhero who once played point guard for the Knicks.
7) Al Harrington
Poor defensive player overall but has mastered "pulling the chair" on post players.
6) James Jones
Shooting SF who has replaced cobwebs as item most commonly seen in corners.
5) Michael Beasley
Left-handed goofball combo forward with quick first step. Good shooter for size.
4) Jimmer Fredette
Phenomenally bad defensive player. Lacks length, agility to defend one-on-one.
3)JaVale McGee
Minuscule basketball IQ. Blocks shots but takes bad gambles and goaltends often.
2) Stephen Curry
Gifted scoring guard with deadly outside shot and ankles made of talc.
1) Andray Blatche
Struggles with conditioning. Character a question. Will force bad shots.
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